As it turns out, life doesn’t get any easier after you’re dead.

You’re a calico tomcat on your way to hook up with a seductive Siamese when a starving vampire turns you into breakfast—and a vampire kitty-cat. You can’t go back to living (as it were) with your associate Amy because suddenly she smells delicious to you and you don’t want to hurt her. You’re plunged into the vampire underground of Bloomburg, Illinois.

But your attacker is a victim too, and she becomes your new associate as you struggle together to find a life. She runs for city council to fight for vampire
rights, with you as her running mate.

In the process, you are almost skewered with a stake by a mob, tried for murder, nearly crunched by a seven-foot undead guy, just about shotgunned into
undead pieces, come inches from having your tail cut off and seconds from being fried by the sun, and kidnapped twice. Oh, yeah, and turned into a (shudder) politician.

On the other paw, you do hook up with that sweet Siamese, and it looks like you’re on the way to winning that election . . .