Here's what I've learned: life doesn't get any easier after you're dead.
I was on my way to hook up with a seductive Siamese when a starving vampire turned me into breakfast--and a vampire kitty-cat. I couldn't go back to living (as it were) with my associate Amy because suddenly she smelled delicious, and sinking my fangs into her was just wrong. I was plunged into the vampire underground of Bloomsburg, Illinois.
But Meg, my attacker, was a victim too, and she became my new associate as we struggled together to find a life. She decided to run for city council to fight for vampire rights with me as her running mate.
In the process, a mob attacked us with stakes and torches, I was tried for murder, just about shotgunned into undead pieces, came inches from having my tail cut off and seconds from being fried by the sun, and kidnapped twice.
Oh, yeah, and turned into a (shudder) politician.
On the other paw, I did get together with that sweet Siamese, and it looked like I was on the way to winning the election when . . . well, you can get the whole story from my book, The Vampire Kitty-cat Chronicles. It's available through bookstores, or Amazon, or you can order a signed copy from the author here.
If you want a sample, go here--but I have to warn you, it's like catnip for your brain.
If you want to see what readers think, check out reviews here. My personal favorite is this one from one of my best-liked authors, Tess Gerritsen, bestselling author of Last to Die.
“What a pleasure! Quirky and laugh-out-loud fun. Ray Rhamey takes the vampire novel where it’s never been before, into the realm of sheer hilarity.”
Oh, and there's a fun video here.
Happy reading,
Patch
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